Journal of a traveling cat
Dayz 706 – New home
My hoomins bought mez a new houz. It haz lotz of hiddy holes. I do not think theyz know where I am. Can youz see me?
Dayz 725– Day at park
The hoomin with no hair (where did it go iz big question) took mez to the park. We walkz on hard ground and played in treez. I do not like high up in treez, maybe Iz not really cat. Did you know treez smellz good? I falls out, but no onez is looking.
Dayz 731– couch heater
Sometimes on cold days (below 85 degrees), the throne that “the hoomin that feeds me” constantly sits on emits warm, soothing air. Iz no idea where it come frum but feels good!
Dayz 736 – crossing bridge
Watr!! When these hoomins want to go to other side they just use their house to cross. We float across on this metal thing. Scary and
nosey noisy, I nevr purr! I no like water!
Dayz 738 – watching lake/getting wet
The lake has many crawling and chirping things, odors and shiny objects. It also has watr! I do not like watr!! Shiny head tried to put this cat in watr. I scratched heem good for that prank!!!
Dayz 741 – state line
Alabama, whatz that? Does my food come from there?
Dayz 742 – Harnessed in the woods
Sum times my hoomins put this caressing green thing on me. Always means this cat go-win outside. Purrrrr! Explore woods, scratch treez, catch bugs and chew grass till I throw up. Luv it, purrrr!
Dayz 745 – travel day
Ugh! Not purr on moving day. House moves around and makes my tummy sick. Lick myself to feel better. Wait… itz rocking me to sleeeepppppp……
Dayz 749 – bad day
Wake up from nightmare, muscles sore, bones ache. HUNGRY! Crying!! Scared!!! Hoomins worried. HUNGRY!
Dayz 766 – help drive
Shiny head makes our home go to new places. He’z not good, I must help.
Dayz 767 – get food
Hoomin who feeds me eating sum thing smellz good. Puurrr! I want but she’z eating it all gone. If I don’t look, shez not think im interested and might drop some.
Dayz 789 – dog
I told hoomins to NOT KEEP DOG! Told them to let smelly thing play in street. Now smelly thing that barks sleeps in cat’z bed and licks me when I not lookn. Yuck!
Dayz 800 – geese
Giant birdz! I want eat but geese say they will eat me first. Rowr! Big birdz scare me…. Iz tell no-onez!